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Featured on Apr 14, 2024 by Null: Elaine Miller's OP has been thoroughly rewritten into one of the most comprehensive articles on the site. Meet Albion's least-loved daughter.
Elaine Miller is a British woman who turned herself from an 18-year-old attention whore trying to fit in online, to a completely mentally shattered skeleton being passed around between terminally online retards.
Thank you to @Sketchy Minecraft Mod, @StrawberryDouche, @Sprate Header for all your help with this OP, couldn't have done it without you!
Simon is on the far right, and Frances is next to him (red sweater).
It was frequently unknown how Elaine's childhood was, but her parents were both 40 years of age when Elaine was born. Her childhood, as she describes it, was full of babysitters while her parents worked a lot. Her parents have their own architecture business, and Simon seems to be a well-respected person in the community. During their time on social media, Simon alludes to Elaine having some sort of developmental disorder, as he mentions and follows a lot of organizations based on helping and supporting people with autism and ADHD.
One was on his Instagram page, and the other was on his Facebook page.
From what it seemed like, Simon was fairly successful at running his architecture business because they were well off financially for quite a while before the plateau set in and the ruined housing market in the UK. Simon, from what it seems like, is where Elaine must've heard about trying to be an Internet celebrity. Simon had the gimmick of being an architect with a twist! He had an e-bike that totally made him look super cool and not gay.
Simon has a website where he blogs about his super cool adventures as a 40-year-old architect who rides an e-bike all around the UK.
Website / Blog Section in Website / See the man himself
Other than that, nobody knows anything else than Simon, and as for Frances, she helps run their architecture business. As for the business itself, it has been failing due to not only the poor housing market but also because Simon hasn't been given many projects since before 2020.
Thank you to @New Bromantics for the information
Things have gotten worse for the company as a whole. Frances was fired as director.
Now, as Elaine was turning into a teenager, Zoomers were all over the place, trying to be the next big thing, as platforms such as Instagram, TikTok, and Snapchat have arisen for them (especially women) trying to be Internet famous.
As there are no archives of Elaine during her teenage years, a certain year called 2019 arises, and there is a specific Trainwreck. That Trainwreck was called Laur Trueman and her daughter, Lillee Jean Trueman. This was the butterfly effect on Elaine's life as they were infamous for creating sock accounts disguised as fan accounts, trying to be Internet Famous, and generally unhinged behavior. Lillee was Elaine's friend, and she was the subject of a little site called Lolcow. farm during their spiral into infamy. Elaine was with her during a livestream and thus the start of her being brought forth to the world was born.
So, a wannabe model huh?
Modeling Page / Archive
A future app developer, wow.
Her LinkedIn was deleted
Oh no, she found them.
The Lillee thread would now become more Elaine-centered as people dug up her history.
A certain video was discovered at this point of Elaine talking about a place called Chinatown. Before I go on, I must also mention that during this time, Lillee was going through massive controversy because she was making based comments against race during their search through Elaine's history and found this video.
This video was not received well on LCF; this helped Elaine get a thread herself. Both their search and Elaine going out of her way to defend Lillee has put her as a Person of Interest. I neglected to mention that Elaine already knew about image boards because Lillee was very infamous during 2019-2021 and would outwardly respond to all her criticism, something Elaine would be the most infamous of doing when her thread was created.
Thread one / Archive
This thread was pivotal in discovering how Elaine was very similar to Lillee and Laur. They discovered that Elaine made fake fan accounts herself to boost engagement on her social media, she was in a brief relationship with a 20-year-old at the age of 17 @Queck, he was a developer, and her aforementioned "modeling" career.
Of course, Elaine would just brush it off and move on, right? I wish, but this rewrite is here for a reason. As things got worse for her, Elaine would now start her crusade against those dastardly Farmhands by going to the thread herself and going apeshit.
After this, she would purge her Instagram, Tik Tok and LinkedIn. It seems like Elaine was starting to learn her lesson about being a drama whore, but instead, she decided to take things one step further and decided to go after a person that she mistakes as Null. Her head cannon as to why was because it's common knowledge that Null's birth name is Joshua Connor Moon and here at the Kiwi Farms we have a Community Watch thread on Lolcow.farm so she thought since Null is the ooperator of the Kiwi Farms, he must be chief janny at Lolcow.farm through association because he started the thread himself. How would she find us though right? Remember, this was 2021 and Google was more friendly towards us as we have had indexed threads where now barely any mention of can be found without strictly looking for the site itself. Along with that, Lillee had both her threads on each site for up to a year, and of course, Elaine being her friend would be introduced to the world of anonymous message boards. Eventually, though, don't worry she would find photos of Dear Sneeder himself.
As for the Null faildox, Laur was also a faildoxxer and tried to get her thread taken down and only failed in the process. Elaine was no different than them at the start, but because this is a rewrite, it explains a lot about her faildoxxing random people and trying to ruin them. She knew about this from the start due to their association , and you can armchair psych yourself into thinking that Lillee most likely told Elaine about all of this. Elaine would use these same tactics herself when she became a Person of Interest and she will only continue to do so in the process.
To further point out Elaine's retardation, oh, look what's this?
Link / Archive
That's it for Lolcow.farm for the moment, but now it's time to talk about everyone's favorite pro-Israeli, pro-PC, and pro-transgender affirmation website, Kiwi Farms. As Elaine tried to get the Farmhands to be taken down and dealt with, a new tactic was launched. She decided to go after da haterz by emailing Null and demanding to take that thread OFF THE GODDAMN INTERNET. There was a problem, though; we didn't have an Elaine thread and weren't looking to give her one. She, being a tard, emailed Null asking to take down a thread we didn't have, so instead, Null did the only thing he could do: make some laughs out of it because a retard got the owner wrong.
How did Elaine react to this?
How did Null react to that?
Take that Off the Goddamn Internet Post
Elaine was given a thread soon after this was posted, within the same day and perhaps even the next hour. Credit to @Annie Adderall
She would exclaim some of Elaine's lies, such as going to a prestigious London school and her age at the time.
The "nuke Chinatown" clip
How her clothes are not designer
Her faildoxxing of Null and Diane Awesomelaser
How did Elaine react to her thread?
According to Elaine, she showed her threads to her parents, and instead of, you know? Taking down the Internet, getting her help, and letting this pass by like good parents to a barely legal adult. No, they just ignored it and told her if anything went wrong to call the police. Elaine was given free rein to do whatever she wanted because her old parents didn't want to deal with it! Hooray for us!
When discovering her threads and her more exposure to the world of Imageboards making fun of you, what to do next? Oh, I know. Make a video addressing it, saying they're not against "Cancel Culture" but don't want her threads up. She decided to DFE and wipe her "Inplie" Instagram account soon after the thread was published and moved. She also argued to Null that they're creating a thread on a minor and faked her passport birthdate to show that she was born in 2004 (making her 17 in 2021).
After the passport birthdate was confirmed to be faked and Elaine was confirmed to be 18 years of age by the time the thread was created, she was allowed to browse the Kiwi Farms.
Null, being a good administrator, decided to email Elaine's parents to tell them to take care of their daughter, but they ignored him.
Elaine was now on the Farms with an announcement to boot, making the thread exceed more than 20 pages on the first day. Elaine, being the dramawhore she was, had created a problem, attention. Null, realizing that she was using the forum to attention whore decided to remove the announcement. Elaine, wanting to be a super cool forum user, decided to make the Inplie account a super troll account.
Along with that, Elaine decided to email Null again, demanding that she wants her thread taken down
Queck decided to join the Kiwi Farms to spill things about Elaine, mentioning she stalked him using his friend's Snapchat, saying how rich she was, and trying to get a police report on her because she wouldn't leave him alone. I must say, though, that Queck is not a reliable narrator either, because he said that it was only one time they met, even though Farmhands dug up their relationship. He shared these screenshots of a conversation he had with Elaine but blocked out his side of it, and this is where she must've gotten the "hacking" skills from.
He also confirms Elaine's parents do not care about her threads and don't know what she was talking about. He also mentions that Elaine isn't rich but middle class at best. Elaine, not wanting to be called out for being fake rich, decided to email Null to delete the thread for a lump sum of money and Anne. Not to be deterred after getting made fun of by both of them, decided to DM Queck and tell him that Frances is not her mom and they can try to be friends so he can stop posting about her. After getting made fun of by all of them decided to be girlboss and used the "aha, they love to talk about me" cope.
Credit to @PetuniaBlueOrchid for the post
Elaine, being made fun of by everybody around her, decided to endorse a petition to take down Kiwi Farms for cyberbullying.
Link / Archive
Flooded Anne's PMs by demanding she take down her thread because she's a monster for creating it in the first place.
Sample
An old Kiwi Farms user by the name of @anuscabbage12 leaked that Elaine had a private Instagram showing off a gun tat.
He mentions that Elaine has found the various Sneedchats we have for various subcategories of the Farms. Elaine went onto the Autism Thunderdome and told Null that he's a meanie for not letting her mod her username because she wants it off search indices and said Kiwi Farms taught her to "not be retarded on social media". Yes, Elaine, you learned your lesson and are not still as retarded if not more. Not socking to harass people that she deems have wronged her. She probably also doesn't sock and tries to bait people into believing it's not her socking by just saying it isn't.
During all of this on the Kiwi Farms, she decided at the same time to try to take down Lolcow.farm. Using the same tactics as before, such as socking, intimidation, and shitting up her threads with essentially nothing, She did change her style by taking herself up as an "Anarchist" and an "Ethical Hacker". She decided to start going after the hosting and DDoS protection companies, making shit up about the forum, so they can be taken off Cloudflare. Welcome to proto #DropKiwiFarms.
Her new Instagram
Her new Xitter and Xeets towards Cloudflare
Hey, a swatting threat.
Why though?
Of course, she couldn't learn to shut her mouth about it. You shouldn't worry though; she likes us. During this, of course, she did what we all know she would do: create a sock account, say they're an admin, and call herself mentally ill and a minor.
Truly exhausting, right? Don't worry, this ride isn't over yet. A true and honest admin of Lolcow.farm came out of the woodwork where Elaine, on many sock accounts, decided to spam her with a lot of threats on Lolcow cord.
Even though she applied to be an admin, we all know it's to take down her thread. Even though an actual admin said Elaine goes out of her way to harass people, along with doxxing and death threats, to take down her thread. What about not being retarded on social media? It's truly her vs. the world, not her going out of her way to feud with someone who stopped caring about it months ago. Yikes, Elaine, you are an anarchist who wants her shit censored because she doesn't like it. Wait though, she knows she's in the wrong, right? and not at all calling the admin stupid that she would accuse Elaine of having said behavior. It's just the admin, right? It's not like Anne Adderall cand say Elaine blows her up, beg come out anging for her threads to be taken down. A prophecy has been foretold that Elaine can turn into a terrorist by sticking to her guns. Quite a rapsheet; she attacks them but doesn't say anything defamatory that can land someone in trouble, but who knew that she would say that the admins of Lolcow.farm jack it to CSAM. She likes us though, she wouldn't hurt a fly on the Farms, even if she said she would try to TTS to get rid of her verified badge.
Null being vengeful only said the only thing that anybody in his shoes would do.
Wow, this ride is too long, but there are so many twists and turns I can't help but think, where are her parents? Are they truly that neglectful of their young daughter making an ass out of herself online and only getting worse? Farmhands tried to email and plead with her parents to stop her behavior and just simply ignored it, which Elaine herself posted. Wow, I'm at least glad she likes us and has not tried to faildox herself to @Just A Butt and started another war with an "Ines".
Ines Raibey is the supposed owner of Lolcow.farm, and Elaine came to this conclusion by none other than Discord gay ops, which will have more of a focus later on. The main point of is that Elaine has now centered herself on a flame war with some random woman who doesn't exist. The way Elaine would do it was to make fake accounts about her, go onto /meta/ and to go on a tirade on how Ines was going to be through hell.
Yes, Elaine, going on a flame war and creating fake accounts on some random woman who you think exists to take your thread down without any shred of research should tell someone else "to take your meds".
Oh yeah, just remember, it wasn't her.
Not a fetish
Of course, Farmhands know this isn't the owner, so they decided to fuck with Elaine and said, "Why yes, it is; how did you know? Good for her, right?". This only fueled Elaine's desire to fuck with Ines to the point of
spamming gore and allegedly CSAM in /meta/ and /pt/. However, according to @Ghoulie, CSAM has been spammed to the site beforehand for years, so it cannot really be placed on Elaine, and she most likely spammed her own nudes, deeming them CSAM because that would be something she would do. It cannot really be determined who spammed it. but as @JamesActimus describes, Elaine is too retarded to obtain the real thing.
Farmhands confirming the gore spam
Elaine on the situation
As you can clearly see, that these are lies, but it's a quote reply, so these can be out of context? No, as from the evidence above, these correlate directly with them to getting them off of Cloudlflare, the Xitter trying to get Ines Raibey deplatformed, and the gore spam was only "lulzy memes." Elaine is an unreliable narrator and a chronic liar who tries to keep down her actions against others by going through the veil of "woah is me, I didn't mean to do it; they did it too! I just wanted to play along." Things keep getting worse by the day as @Queck returns to the forum as @Kingy and dumps logs showing that since when he initially joined the forum, she has been unrelentingly trying to contact him to get him to apologize for airing out her insanity.
He helped address that CSAM spam was of her nudes
Further showed that Elaine is retarded enough to take credit for her own OP.
As to why Queck would return to the forum as Kingy is important? Let's be honest here: these logs are shit and don't really have much to say about the narrative other than that Elaine is clearly insane. I added them because it's very clear that Elaine draws these dramatic people, and they help fuck everything up incidentally or purposefully (more on that later), but at least he helped her clear the narrative that she posted CSAM. I also added them because Elaine can never let things go; even after humiliation, she has to have the last word no matter what. She is very much deserving of the title of Internet Tough Guy.
Bringing everything to a peak on this ongoing trashfire, @anuscabbage12 decided to make a thread on Ines Raibey. This thread was called out for what it is: Discord gay ops, and this is what he had to say before he was called out for making the thread on behalf of Elaine.
here - The original thread has been deleted but for PC and laptop users, the URL can be found on the very bottom left corner.
Thank you to @Dyn for accidental archiving
Keep in mind that this was while Elaine was trying to deplatform the site due to her thread but decided to keep replying within it. She was actively trying to manipulate the site as to why the thread needs to be taken down, such as "I wanted to start over" and "I was only a teenage edgelord," and these are my favorites:
They could be fake, but at least they're funny.
Of course, Elaine going back on her word and trying to plead for sympathy by actively saying embarrassing things about herself, decided to back onto Xitter and do some Tommy Tooter-style impersonation. She decided to change multiple social media accounts to the "dox" of Ines Raibey and even do good-ole harassment on random people who don't know who she is.
Things got so immense that her original Lolcow.farm thread exceeded 1100 posts, deeming her another thread.
Link / Archive
Now that Elaine is becoming a trailblazer, she has decided to go to a protest showing her "anarchism" by making a sign that Cloudflare needs to stop cyberbullying which got us this iconic picture here. Take notes, Liz Fong Jones. If you're saying to yourself, that's not Elaine; she's wearing a mask. She sent that herself to someone on Lolcow.farm for "intimidation." They don't have offices in England, by the way.
Of course, as there was a peak, it cools down and simmers. Elaine's utterly retarded vengeance finally got the best of her when she was banned from Kiwi Farms after Null found out about the supposed CSAM spam. Not only did this upset her, but went to a tirade on audio about whatever her bullshit excuse as to why she shouldn't have gotten banned. Let's be honest here, lets just say she did. If Elaine wasn't going to get banned for CSAM spam, she would've gotten banned because she pulls shit like this:
Things simmered down even more when during the @anuscabbage12 thread on Ines, it was revealed by people on their Discord server that Elaine and @anuscabbage12 were e dating. It became even worse that @Empressa leaked about what was going on when anuscabbage flew out from his shack in California to go to the UK and fuck her.
Here are more logs
This event, though, was actually colossal in the Lolcow.farm thread, where most of the ladies there felt sorry for Elaine. It was decided that Elaine maybe deserves friends that love her and care for her. From that point on, Elaine's Elites Discord Server was created to beher hugbox her online friend group. (It wasn't just Lolcow.farm, but they did feel lots of pity though.)
@Bryan Dunn was there to get her on da Killstream babyyy btw, Link to post
From that point on, Elaine learned that she can actually have friends online that can be there for her; she logged off and never went back to any of her threads. She learned from this entire experience that vengeance isn't the answer...
She later decided to try to get Tommy Tooter to join her crusade.
End of Act I
The Descent
From what it looked like, Elaine genuinely went silent (silent as in not being as retarded) for a little while but came back even worse. The reason why I called this "The Descent" when it was very clear that Elaine was crazy from the start is because she had some goodwill from certain people. She was given a thread way too early and didn't show her status as a Lolcow/Internet Tough Guy just yet. She got there, but her stripes weren't as earned. It would be only this year that not only did she become worse, but she had her most infamous moments spread around the Kiwi Farms. First, let's meet our cast of characters.
Why did I link a Lolcow.farm thread? As much as things change, the more they stay the same. A mere honeypot for the most disgusting of flies. All 4 of them are banned from Kiwi Farms for being humongous faggots, and not only that, they had to do the most faggot things imaginable, Discord gay ops.
I wonder how he felt when he turned 30.
Infamous 94chan owner and future thread material IHM / Internet Hate Machine was getting cucked by anuscabbage12.
Infamous Alice IP2 stalker and 40 year old man, shawnphase, has been caught trying to fuck Elaine.
After this, the Elaine thread would be radio silent, but back at Lolcow.farm, things haven't died just yet. Elaine, using 4chan and Discord to raid threads, linked hers to shit it up (Farmhands said she did but, there isn't an archive I can find). Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you retardation at its finest.
This made her lolcow.farm thread devolve into a containment thread between the trashfire of Elaine, Empressa, and their orbiters vs. the ladies. They tried to bring more Elaine updates throughout, but they stopped caring because they ruined everything. Don't worry, the brave people at anonymousworldwide.com support Elaine.
Link / Archive
Thank you to @Sketchy Minecraft Mod, @StrawberryDouche, @Sprate Header for all your help with this OP, couldn't have done it without you!
Side 1: Recap
Before Madness
Early Life
Elaine Miller was born on April 29th, 2002 to parents Simon Miller and Frances Gertler.
Simon is on the far right, and Frances is next to him (red sweater).
It was frequently unknown how Elaine's childhood was, but her parents were both 40 years of age when Elaine was born. Her childhood, as she describes it, was full of babysitters while her parents worked a lot. Her parents have their own architecture business, and Simon seems to be a well-respected person in the community. During their time on social media, Simon alludes to Elaine having some sort of developmental disorder, as he mentions and follows a lot of organizations based on helping and supporting people with autism and ADHD.
One was on his Instagram page, and the other was on his Facebook page.
From what it seemed like, Simon was fairly successful at running his architecture business because they were well off financially for quite a while before the plateau set in and the ruined housing market in the UK. Simon, from what it seems like, is where Elaine must've heard about trying to be an Internet celebrity. Simon had the gimmick of being an architect with a twist! He had an e-bike that totally made him look super cool and not gay.
Simon has a website where he blogs about his super cool adventures as a 40-year-old architect who rides an e-bike all around the UK.
Website / Blog Section in Website / See the man himself
Other than that, nobody knows anything else than Simon, and as for Frances, she helps run their architecture business. As for the business itself, it has been failing due to not only the poor housing market but also because Simon hasn't been given many projects since before 2020.
Thank you to @New Bromantics for the information
Things have gotten worse for the company as a whole. Frances was fired as director.
Now, as Elaine was turning into a teenager, Zoomers were all over the place, trying to be the next big thing, as platforms such as Instagram, TikTok, and Snapchat have arisen for them (especially women) trying to be Internet famous.
As there are no archives of Elaine during her teenage years, a certain year called 2019 arises, and there is a specific Trainwreck. That Trainwreck was called Laur Trueman and her daughter, Lillee Jean Trueman. This was the butterfly effect on Elaine's life as they were infamous for creating sock accounts disguised as fan accounts, trying to be Internet Famous, and generally unhinged behavior. Lillee was Elaine's friend, and she was the subject of a little site called Lolcow. farm during their spiral into infamy. Elaine was with her during a livestream and thus the start of her being brought forth to the world was born.
2021
Farmhands would discover this Elaine and look into her during Lillee's 7th thread. Here is some of what was dug up:
So, a wannabe model huh?
Modeling Page / Archive
A future app developer, wow.
Her LinkedIn was deleted
Oh no, she found them.
The Lillee thread would now become more Elaine-centered as people dug up her history.
A certain video was discovered at this point of Elaine talking about a place called Chinatown. Before I go on, I must also mention that during this time, Lillee was going through massive controversy because she was making based comments against race during their search through Elaine's history and found this video.
This video was not received well on LCF; this helped Elaine get a thread herself. Both their search and Elaine going out of her way to defend Lillee has put her as a Person of Interest. I neglected to mention that Elaine already knew about image boards because Lillee was very infamous during 2019-2021 and would outwardly respond to all her criticism, something Elaine would be the most infamous of doing when her thread was created.
Thread one / Archive
This thread was pivotal in discovering how Elaine was very similar to Lillee and Laur. They discovered that Elaine made fake fan accounts herself to boost engagement on her social media, she was in a brief relationship with a 20-year-old at the age of 17 @Queck, he was a developer, and her aforementioned "modeling" career.
Her handle at the time was "Inplie" for Instagram and "Magixela" for TikTok
Sorry about the blank Instagram, it was active, but there were no screenshots during its activity.
Fake accounts
She was even called out for this before
She was already a petty bitch
Sorry about the blank Instagram, it was active, but there were no screenshots during its activity.
Fake accounts
She was even called out for this before
She was already a petty bitch
His old website (Defunct)
His old Instagram
Facedox
Real dox/Dox given by Elaine
His old Instagram
Facedox
Real dox/Dox given by Elaine
Of course, Elaine would just brush it off and move on, right? I wish, but this rewrite is here for a reason. As things got worse for her, Elaine would now start her crusade against those dastardly Farmhands by going to the thread herself and going apeshit.
Saying it's not her account that made that video.
She says it's not her that commented on the video.
Genuine fuckery
Made socks in different languages for whatever reason
She says it's not her that commented on the video.
Genuine fuckery
Made socks in different languages for whatever reason
After this, she would purge her Instagram, Tik Tok and LinkedIn. It seems like Elaine was starting to learn her lesson about being a drama whore, but instead, she decided to take things one step further and decided to go after a person that she mistakes as Null. Her head cannon as to why was because it's common knowledge that Null's birth name is Joshua Connor Moon and here at the Kiwi Farms we have a Community Watch thread on Lolcow.farm so she thought since Null is the ooperator of the Kiwi Farms, he must be chief janny at Lolcow.farm through association because he started the thread himself. How would she find us though right? Remember, this was 2021 and Google was more friendly towards us as we have had indexed threads where now barely any mention of can be found without strictly looking for the site itself. Along with that, Lillee had both her threads on each site for up to a year, and of course, Elaine being her friend would be introduced to the world of anonymous message boards. Eventually, though, don't worry she would find photos of Dear Sneeder himself.
This is what she said about the real Null
She doesn't change does she
She doesn't change does she
Elaine, during her crusade on Lolcow.farm about Null and her thread, was also trying to bring in Diane Awesomelaser. From the outset, Diane was one of the people going against Laur when they were the biggest thing on the site at the moment. Elaine believed Diane was also the owner of Lolcow.farm due to her only knowing about the site through Laur, but because retardation believed only someone like that could go after Lillee and her. Through that, she similarly went after her the same way she did with Null. She tried faildox Diane by personally contacting her, but only humiliated herself further in the process.
Even calling her a pedophile and trying to get people to arrest her
Even calling her a pedophile and trying to get people to arrest her
As for the Null faildox, Laur was also a faildoxxer and tried to get her thread taken down and only failed in the process. Elaine was no different than them at the start, but because this is a rewrite, it explains a lot about her faildoxxing random people and trying to ruin them. She knew about this from the start due to their association , and you can armchair psych yourself into thinking that Lillee most likely told Elaine about all of this. Elaine would use these same tactics herself when she became a Person of Interest and she will only continue to do so in the process.
To further point out Elaine's retardation, oh, look what's this?
Link / Archive
That's it for Lolcow.farm for the moment, but now it's time to talk about everyone's favorite pro-Israeli, pro-PC, and pro-transgender affirmation website, Kiwi Farms. As Elaine tried to get the Farmhands to be taken down and dealt with, a new tactic was launched. She decided to go after da haterz by emailing Null and demanding to take that thread OFF THE GODDAMN INTERNET. There was a problem, though; we didn't have an Elaine thread and weren't looking to give her one. She, being a tard, emailed Null asking to take down a thread we didn't have, so instead, Null did the only thing he could do: make some laughs out of it because a retard got the owner wrong.
How did Elaine react to this?
How did Null react to that?
Take that Off the Goddamn Internet Post
Elaine was given a thread soon after this was posted, within the same day and perhaps even the next hour. Credit to @Annie Adderall
She would exclaim some of Elaine's lies, such as going to a prestigious London school and her age at the time.
Elaine has been emphatic that she's attending the historical, prestigious, and highly selective Westminister School in the Westminister District of London. Westminister School is often considered one of the best secondary schools in the United Kingdom and even worldwide. It's close to Buckingham Palace, where the queen lives, and two of London's poshest green spaces, St. James' Park and Hyde Park. Very, very posh. Only a posh girl would occupy such a posh place! The fees to attend this academic behemoth are 21.000 GBP or approximately 29.000 USD a year for 6th form (equivalent to 11th-12th grade in the US) non-boarding students. But they do have a lot of need-based scholarships for the poor.
The truth is not so glamorous. She attends a non-posh Jewish school in the suburbs that doesn't even have an entrance exam and is less selective. It seems like Jewish people get preference, and if there are leftover spots, the goyim can come. I can't find the tuition for this school. It's probably subsidized or something poor. But don't let her hear you say that because she'll fight a bitch. She attends Westminister and is very posh!
The confession:
The "nuke Chinatown" clip
How her clothes are not designer
Her faildoxxing of Null and Diane Awesomelaser
How did Elaine react to her thread?
According to Elaine, she showed her threads to her parents, and instead of, you know? Taking down the Internet, getting her help, and letting this pass by like good parents to a barely legal adult. No, they just ignored it and told her if anything went wrong to call the police. Elaine was given free rein to do whatever she wanted because her old parents didn't want to deal with it! Hooray for us!
When discovering her threads and her more exposure to the world of Imageboards making fun of you, what to do next? Oh, I know. Make a video addressing it, saying they're not against "Cancel Culture" but don't want her threads up. She decided to DFE and wipe her "Inplie" Instagram account soon after the thread was published and moved. She also argued to Null that they're creating a thread on a minor and faked her passport birthdate to show that she was born in 2004 (making her 17 in 2021).
After the passport birthdate was confirmed to be faked and Elaine was confirmed to be 18 years of age by the time the thread was created, she was allowed to browse the Kiwi Farms.
Null, being a good administrator, decided to email Elaine's parents to tell them to take care of their daughter, but they ignored him.
Elaine was now on the Farms with an announcement to boot, making the thread exceed more than 20 pages on the first day. Elaine, being the dramawhore she was, had created a problem, attention. Null, realizing that she was using the forum to attention whore decided to remove the announcement. Elaine, wanting to be a super cool forum user, decided to make the Inplie account a super troll account.
Along with that, Elaine decided to email Null again, demanding that she wants her thread taken down
Queck decided to join the Kiwi Farms to spill things about Elaine, mentioning she stalked him using his friend's Snapchat, saying how rich she was, and trying to get a police report on her because she wouldn't leave him alone. I must say, though, that Queck is not a reliable narrator either, because he said that it was only one time they met, even though Farmhands dug up their relationship. He shared these screenshots of a conversation he had with Elaine but blocked out his side of it, and this is where she must've gotten the "hacking" skills from.
He also confirms Elaine's parents do not care about her threads and don't know what she was talking about. He also mentions that Elaine isn't rich but middle class at best. Elaine, not wanting to be called out for being fake rich, decided to email Null to delete the thread for a lump sum of money and Anne. Not to be deterred after getting made fun of by both of them, decided to DM Queck and tell him that Frances is not her mom and they can try to be friends so he can stop posting about her. After getting made fun of by all of them decided to be girlboss and used the "aha, they love to talk about me" cope.
Credit to @PetuniaBlueOrchid for the post
Queck shared screenshots with @Gone Ham detailing how Elaine was dealing with Queck was exposing their drama to a bunch of people.
In these screenshots, Elaine:
Gone Ham also mentioned that Elaine will always go out of her way to dox you if you try to contact her. Keep this in mind.
After the initial DMs were published, further DMs would be leaked where Elaine expresses suicidal threats towards her threads being published over the Chinatown video.
Link to post with full DMs
In these screenshots, Elaine:
- Tries to explain her part of the story
- Said her dad was part of the Russian Mafia
- Called the KF OP an ex who's trying to seek vengeance against her
- Queck says that she's
basedracist - Doesn't pay the train tickets and jumps the turnstile
- Tried to fuck him to make him stop
Gone Ham also mentioned that Elaine will always go out of her way to dox you if you try to contact her. Keep this in mind.
After the initial DMs were published, further DMs would be leaked where Elaine expresses suicidal threats towards her threads being published over the Chinatown video.
Link to post with full DMs
Elaine, being made fun of by everybody around her, decided to endorse a petition to take down Kiwi Farms for cyberbullying.
Link / Archive
Flooded Anne's PMs by demanding she take down her thread because she's a monster for creating it in the first place.
Sample
An old Kiwi Farms user by the name of @anuscabbage12 leaked that Elaine had a private Instagram showing off a gun tat.
He mentions that Elaine has found the various Sneedchats we have for various subcategories of the Farms. Elaine went onto the Autism Thunderdome and told Null that he's a meanie for not letting her mod her username because she wants it off search indices and said Kiwi Farms taught her to "not be retarded on social media". Yes, Elaine, you learned your lesson and are not still as retarded if not more. Not socking to harass people that she deems have wronged her. She probably also doesn't sock and tries to bait people into believing it's not her socking by just saying it isn't.
During all of this on the Kiwi Farms, she decided at the same time to try to take down Lolcow.farm. Using the same tactics as before, such as socking, intimidation, and shitting up her threads with essentially nothing, She did change her style by taking herself up as an "Anarchist" and an "Ethical Hacker". She decided to start going after the hosting and DDoS protection companies, making shit up about the forum, so they can be taken off Cloudflare. Welcome to proto #DropKiwiFarms.
Her new Instagram
Her new Xitter and Xeets towards Cloudflare
Hey, a swatting threat.
Why though?
Of course, she couldn't learn to shut her mouth about it. You shouldn't worry though; she likes us. During this, of course, she did what we all know she would do: create a sock account, say they're an admin, and call herself mentally ill and a minor.
Truly exhausting, right? Don't worry, this ride isn't over yet. A true and honest admin of Lolcow.farm came out of the woodwork where Elaine, on many sock accounts, decided to spam her with a lot of threats on Lolcow cord.
Even though she applied to be an admin, we all know it's to take down her thread. Even though an actual admin said Elaine goes out of her way to harass people, along with doxxing and death threats, to take down her thread. What about not being retarded on social media? It's truly her vs. the world, not her going out of her way to feud with someone who stopped caring about it months ago. Yikes, Elaine, you are an anarchist who wants her shit censored because she doesn't like it. Wait though, she knows she's in the wrong, right? and not at all calling the admin stupid that she would accuse Elaine of having said behavior. It's just the admin, right? It's not like Anne Adderall cand say Elaine blows her up, beg come out anging for her threads to be taken down. A prophecy has been foretold that Elaine can turn into a terrorist by sticking to her guns. Quite a rapsheet; she attacks them but doesn't say anything defamatory that can land someone in trouble, but who knew that she would say that the admins of Lolcow.farm jack it to CSAM. She likes us though, she wouldn't hurt a fly on the Farms, even if she said she would try to TTS to get rid of her verified badge.
Null being vengeful only said the only thing that anybody in his shoes would do.
Wow, this ride is too long, but there are so many twists and turns I can't help but think, where are her parents? Are they truly that neglectful of their young daughter making an ass out of herself online and only getting worse? Farmhands tried to email and plead with her parents to stop her behavior and just simply ignored it, which Elaine herself posted. Wow, I'm at least glad she likes us and has not tried to faildox herself to @Just A Butt and started another war with an "Ines".
Ines Raibey is the supposed owner of Lolcow.farm, and Elaine came to this conclusion by none other than Discord gay ops, which will have more of a focus later on. The main point of is that Elaine has now centered herself on a flame war with some random woman who doesn't exist. The way Elaine would do it was to make fake accounts about her, go onto /meta/ and to go on a tirade on how Ines was going to be through hell.
Yes, Elaine, going on a flame war and creating fake accounts on some random woman who you think exists to take your thread down without any shred of research should tell someone else "to take your meds".
Oh yeah, just remember, it wasn't her.
Not a fetish
Elaine, being a smart person,decided to write an email to McGill University saying how much Ines needs to be prosecuted for her "ownership" of Lolcow.farm. This email is more special considering that Keffals dedicated an entire movement towards us getting kicked off of Cloudflare while Elaine was one step ahead of her but towards Lolcow.farm.
Email to McGill University
Elaine when she got the email from admins said that it wasn't friendly at all. Double standards much?
Don't worry, she apologized about why she started to attack her...on Discord
Email to McGill University
Elaine when she got the email from admins said that it wasn't friendly at all. Double standards much?
Don't worry, she apologized about why she started to attack her...on Discord
Of course, Farmhands know this isn't the owner, so they decided to fuck with Elaine and said, "Why yes, it is; how did you know? Good for her, right?". This only fueled Elaine's desire to fuck with Ines to the point of
spamming gore and allegedly CSAM in /meta/ and /pt/. However, according to @Ghoulie, CSAM has been spammed to the site beforehand for years, so it cannot really be placed on Elaine, and she most likely spammed her own nudes, deeming them CSAM because that would be something she would do. It cannot really be determined who spammed it. but as @JamesActimus describes, Elaine is too retarded to obtain the real thing.
Farmhands confirming the gore spam
Elaine on the situation
As you can clearly see, that these are lies, but it's a quote reply, so these can be out of context? No, as from the evidence above, these correlate directly with them to getting them off of Cloudlflare, the Xitter trying to get Ines Raibey deplatformed, and the gore spam was only "lulzy memes." Elaine is an unreliable narrator and a chronic liar who tries to keep down her actions against others by going through the veil of "woah is me, I didn't mean to do it; they did it too! I just wanted to play along." Things keep getting worse by the day as @Queck returns to the forum as @Kingy and dumps logs showing that since when he initially joined the forum, she has been unrelentingly trying to contact him to get him to apologize for airing out her insanity.
He helped address that CSAM spam was of her nudes
Kingy is Queck
Further showed that Elaine is retarded enough to take credit for her own OP.
As to why Queck would return to the forum as Kingy is important? Let's be honest here: these logs are shit and don't really have much to say about the narrative other than that Elaine is clearly insane. I added them because it's very clear that Elaine draws these dramatic people, and they help fuck everything up incidentally or purposefully (more on that later), but at least he helped her clear the narrative that she posted CSAM. I also added them because Elaine can never let things go; even after humiliation, she has to have the last word no matter what. She is very much deserving of the title of Internet Tough Guy.
Bringing everything to a peak on this ongoing trashfire, @anuscabbage12 decided to make a thread on Ines Raibey. This thread was called out for what it is: Discord gay ops, and this is what he had to say before he was called out for making the thread on behalf of Elaine.
here - The original thread has been deleted but for PC and laptop users, the URL can be found on the very bottom left corner.
Thank you to @Dyn for accidental archiving
Keep in mind that this was while Elaine was trying to deplatform the site due to her thread but decided to keep replying within it. She was actively trying to manipulate the site as to why the thread needs to be taken down, such as "I wanted to start over" and "I was only a teenage edgelord," and these are my favorites:
They could be fake, but at least they're funny.
Of course, Elaine going back on her word and trying to plead for sympathy by actively saying embarrassing things about herself, decided to back onto Xitter and do some Tommy Tooter-style impersonation. She decided to change multiple social media accounts to the "dox" of Ines Raibey and even do good-ole harassment on random people who don't know who she is.
Making getting Ines' dox a ransom to McGill University students
Impersonation
Impersonation
Things got so immense that her original Lolcow.farm thread exceeded 1100 posts, deeming her another thread.
Link / Archive
Now that Elaine is becoming a trailblazer, she has decided to go to a protest showing her "anarchism" by making a sign that Cloudflare needs to stop cyberbullying which got us this iconic picture here. Take notes, Liz Fong Jones. If you're saying to yourself, that's not Elaine; she's wearing a mask. She sent that herself to someone on Lolcow.farm for "intimidation." They don't have offices in England, by the way.
Elaine tried to plead with Kiwi Farms that she was actually trying to find the injustices of Lolcow.farm, and seemingly understand the consequences of her actions, but this wasn't the case after.
Other than the incoherent word salad and self-pitying, this was the start of the Elaine Miller cycle.
As we can see, Elaine really doesn't learn and has never really learned because, after this entire series of apologizing and starting to see self-clarity, Elaine went back onto the Farmhands discord and repeated the same narratives to get her thread taken down, but of course heavily lying throughout.
Of course, Farmhands,knowing Elaine throughout the year, knew all this apologizing was bullshit.
The reason why the Elaine cycle was in effect is because soon before or after (the details are hazy), not only did she double down on the dox of "Ines." She created a thread herself on EDF using the same materials she used for the Kiwi Farms thread.
Link / Archive
Other than the incoherent word salad and self-pitying, this was the start of the Elaine Miller cycle.
As we can see, Elaine really doesn't learn and has never really learned because, after this entire series of apologizing and starting to see self-clarity, Elaine went back onto the Farmhands discord and repeated the same narratives to get her thread taken down, but of course heavily lying throughout.
Of course, Farmhands,knowing Elaine throughout the year, knew all this apologizing was bullshit.
The reason why the Elaine cycle was in effect is because soon before or after (the details are hazy), not only did she double down on the dox of "Ines." She created a thread herself on EDF using the same materials she used for the Kiwi Farms thread.
Link / Archive
Of course, as there was a peak, it cools down and simmers. Elaine's utterly retarded vengeance finally got the best of her when she was banned from Kiwi Farms after Null found out about the supposed CSAM spam. Not only did this upset her, but went to a tirade on audio about whatever her bullshit excuse as to why she shouldn't have gotten banned. Let's be honest here, lets just say she did. If Elaine wasn't going to get banned for CSAM spam, she would've gotten banned because she pulls shit like this:
Things simmered down even more when during the @anuscabbage12 thread on Ines, it was revealed by people on their Discord server that Elaine and @anuscabbage12 were e dating. It became even worse that @Empressa leaked about what was going on when anuscabbage flew out from his shack in California to go to the UK and fuck her.
Here are more logs
If you decided not to visit the posts at hand, this was revealed:
- Piss fetish / Pisses herself
- Highschool level lovers quarrel (Anus was 27 btw)
- Piss foreplay and degradation using words such as "worthless kike"
- 4/10 pussy
- "She just laid there"
Anuscabbage12 is the creator of multiple threads of the Farms, the most notable being Cyraxx, IP Community, IP2's Alice, and IP2's Corrine. It's well known that a lot of Elaine's orbiters at the time, such as @Empressa who also made IP2 threads, were linked through their shared love of IP2. Anuscabbage was banned for his pulling of Discord gay ops and pozloading my neghole cows. The most glaring thing about him, though, isn't his obsession with IP2 and creating long ass threads based on them, but rather that he was 27 years old and flew out to fuck Elaine while she was 19.
This post has a user that joined the same day directly doxxes anuscabbage and makes light of using the word "cunny."
This old blog exposes his name as Jack Brockett.
Picture with Elaine
Old dox
Scored.co Profile / Great Awakening User Profile
According to Radaris, he now lives in Grass Valley, California.
This post has a user that joined the same day directly doxxes anuscabbage and makes light of using the word "cunny."
This old blog exposes his name as Jack Brockett.
Picture with Elaine
Old dox
Scored.co Profile / Great Awakening User Profile
According to Radaris, he now lives in Grass Valley, California.
This event, though, was actually colossal in the Lolcow.farm thread, where most of the ladies there felt sorry for Elaine. It was decided that Elaine maybe deserves friends that love her and care for her. From that point on, Elaine's Elites Discord Server was created to be
@Bryan Dunn was there to get her on da Killstream babyyy btw, Link to post
From that point on, Elaine learned that she can actually have friends online that can be there for her; she logged off and never went back to any of her threads. She learned from this entire experience that vengeance isn't the answer...
She later decided to try to get Tommy Tooter to join her crusade.
End of Act I
The Descent
From what it looked like, Elaine genuinely went silent (silent as in not being as retarded) for a little while but came back even worse. The reason why I called this "The Descent" when it was very clear that Elaine was crazy from the start is because she had some goodwill from certain people. She was given a thread way too early and didn't show her status as a Lolcow/Internet Tough Guy just yet. She got there, but her stripes weren't as earned. It would be only this year that not only did she become worse, but she had her most infamous moments spread around the Kiwi Farms. First, let's meet our cast of characters.
Michael Thurlow / Angry Canadian
Thread / User Profile
Blaine/"Erika" Gaven Ross / Unabashedhermaphrodite
Thread / User Profile
Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin
Thread | Lolcow.farm thread used in this section
Why did I link a Lolcow.farm thread? As much as things change, the more they stay the same. A mere honeypot for the most disgusting of flies. All 4 of them are banned from Kiwi Farms for being humongous faggots, and not only that, they had to do the most faggot things imaginable, Discord gay ops.
2022
What now? Where do we go from here? Let's see, people from their Discord joined the forum to dump shit like this.
I wonder how he felt when he turned 30.
Infamous 94chan owner and future thread material IHM / Internet Hate Machine was getting cucked by anuscabbage12.
Infamous Alice IP2 stalker and 40 year old man, shawnphase, has been caught trying to fuck Elaine.
After this, the Elaine thread would be radio silent, but back at Lolcow.farm, things haven't died just yet. Elaine, using 4chan and Discord to raid threads, linked hers to shit it up (Farmhands said she did but, there isn't an archive I can find). Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you retardation at its finest.
This made her lolcow.farm thread devolve into a containment thread between the trashfire of Elaine, Empressa, and their orbiters vs. the ladies. They tried to bring more Elaine updates throughout, but they stopped caring because they ruined everything. Don't worry, the brave people at anonymousworldwide.com support Elaine.
Link / Archive
- She had been programming since the age of 12 and wanted to use her skills against exploiting young people.
- Raised on social media and image boards
- She has higher morals
- Was interested in Anonymous since the age of 10
- Met them through Discord and Telegram
- She attacks people who harass
- Calls Lolcow.farm a pedophilia and stalking website masking as "Lady 4chan"
- She was targeted because she was “standing up for somebody.”
- She was contacting their infrastructure.
- Cloudflare
- Abel host
- Namecheap
- They were awful and didn’t care that she was being harassed.
- Namecheap responded, and she told them they cater to pedophiles.
- Lolcow.farm hosted pedophilia because CP was being spammed in /meta/
- She reported them to the feds
- She reported the person she faildoxed to the fucking FBI Cloudflare doesn’t care about pedophilia
- Cloudflare needs to kill websites that harass people
- Wants to abolish Section 230
- They say Elaine is brave for what she’s doing
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