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Featured on Apr 28, 2025 by Null: Canada is having an election, and their usually short turnover has become a nailbiter as the LIB+NDP and CON+BQ coalitions are mere seats apart in one of the closest elections in Canadian history.
Today Canadians will be choosing their next government.
The pressing issues this election are cost of living and the US trade war.
The infamous Justin Trudeau has resigned and been replaced, shifting this election from an easy win for the Conservatives to a comfortable lead for the Liberals.
Results:
CBC Canada Votes
Quick info
Voter information
Polling and projection
Polymarket:
Next Prime Minister of Canada after the election?
Next Government of Canada
Canada Election: # of Seats Margin of Victory?
Projections & Predictions:


Candidates
Mark Carney - Liberal

AKA: "Mr. Global Elite"
The guy you get when the Davos cocktail crowd wants to cosplay as a man of the people. Carney's resume reads like a Monopoly board for technocrats—Bank of Canada, Bank of England, now aiming for Bank of Canada Again™. Promises to stand up to Trump while sipping imported tea and wondering why the price of gas upsets the peasants. Thinks carbon taxes are a love language.
Pierre Poilievre - Conservative

AKA: "Business as usual"
The man liberals love to hate and baristas fear will abolish oat milk subsidies. Talks fast, hits hard, and is basically allergic to bureaucrats. Wants to torch red tape, buy Bitcoin, and return Canada to the 1950s—when homes were affordable and government mind-your-own-business was still a thing. His campaign motto? “Common sense, but make it aggressive.”
Jagmeet Singh - New Democratic Party

AKA: "Instagram Socialist"
Wears better suits than the Bay Street execs he claims to hate. Promises free stuff for everyone—from dental care to unicorns—paid for by chasing billionaires with a magic tax wand. His vibe is Che Guevara meets luxury influencer. Somehow both anti-capitalist and sponsored by Gucci.
Yves-Francois Blanchet (Quebec only)

AKA: "Quebec’s Favorite Breakup Text"
Still trying to make “Let’s separate” happen. Blanchet is the political equivalent of Quebec’s moody ex who insists he’s over you, but still crashes your parties to demand special treatment. Obsessed with protecting la culture, unless it means more federal money—then he’s all ears.
The pressing issues this election are cost of living and the US trade war.
The infamous Justin Trudeau has resigned and been replaced, shifting this election from an easy win for the Conservatives to a comfortable lead for the Liberals.
Results:
CBC Canada Votes
Quick info
Voter information
Polling and projection
Polymarket:
Next Prime Minister of Canada after the election?
Next Government of Canada
Canada Election: # of Seats Margin of Victory?
Projections & Predictions:


Candidates
Mark Carney - Liberal

AKA: "Mr. Global Elite"
The guy you get when the Davos cocktail crowd wants to cosplay as a man of the people. Carney's resume reads like a Monopoly board for technocrats—Bank of Canada, Bank of England, now aiming for Bank of Canada Again™. Promises to stand up to Trump while sipping imported tea and wondering why the price of gas upsets the peasants. Thinks carbon taxes are a love language.
Pierre Poilievre - Conservative

AKA: "Business as usual"
The man liberals love to hate and baristas fear will abolish oat milk subsidies. Talks fast, hits hard, and is basically allergic to bureaucrats. Wants to torch red tape, buy Bitcoin, and return Canada to the 1950s—when homes were affordable and government mind-your-own-business was still a thing. His campaign motto? “Common sense, but make it aggressive.”
Jagmeet Singh - New Democratic Party

AKA: "Instagram Socialist"
Wears better suits than the Bay Street execs he claims to hate. Promises free stuff for everyone—from dental care to unicorns—paid for by chasing billionaires with a magic tax wand. His vibe is Che Guevara meets luxury influencer. Somehow both anti-capitalist and sponsored by Gucci.
Yves-Francois Blanchet (Quebec only)

AKA: "Quebec’s Favorite Breakup Text"
Still trying to make “Let’s separate” happen. Blanchet is the political equivalent of Quebec’s moody ex who insists he’s over you, but still crashes your parties to demand special treatment. Obsessed with protecting la culture, unless it means more federal money—then he’s all ears.
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