Disaster CEO Caught on Jumbotron During Coldplay Concert Leads to Affair Accusations - Footage rocketing across social media Thursday appears to show Astronomer CEO Andy Byron in a romantic clutch with his company's chief people officer, Kristin Cabot, at a recent Coldplay concert, sparking speculation about their relationship.

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A tech entrepreneur has found himself in the limelight, apparently unintended, after appearing on a stadium jumbotron embracing a woman who is not his wife.

Footage rocketing across social media Thursday appears to show Astronomer CEO Andy Byron in a romantic clutch with his company's chief people officer, Kristin Cabot, at a recent Coldplay concert, sparking speculation about their relationship. Astronomer is a private data infrastructure startup that achieved "unicorn" status in 2022 with a $1 billion or more valuation. The company recently moved its headquarters to New York City as it expands.

Messages sent by Newsweek to Astronomer, as well as Byron and his wife Megan Kerrigan Byron were not immediately returned early Thursday.

It's unclear whether Byron's wife also attended the concert, where footage showed the tech entrepreneur hugging Cabot from behind as Coldplay frontman Chris Martin took note.

"Oh, look at these two," Martin said as the camera caught the embracing pair, who quickly separated when their image was beamed on the big screen to tens of thousands of fans enjoying the show.

"All right, come on, you're OK," Martin continued. "Either they're having an affair or they're just very shy."

Coldplay played Tuesday and Wednesday at Gillette Stadium, home the NFL's New England Patriots, in Foxborough, Massachusetts. Byron and his wife, both 50, live in nearby Northborough, public records show.

Kerrigan's Facebook page was inundated with comments early Thursday as speculation surrounding the kiss-cam footage continued to mount.

"I really hope if she sees all this and its new to her that she is surrounded by people who truly love and support her to help her get through this," one comment read. "This is so wrong and so hurtful."

Another observer noted the couple appear to be parents of two young sons.

"It's so much worse seeing she's obviously a [kind] person and a doting mother," another Facebook reply read. "You don't deserve this."

Cabot, who could not immediately be reached for comment, started working for Astronomer in November, according to her LinkedIn page.

"I'm a passionate people leader known for building award-winning cultures from the ground up for fast-growing startups and multi-national corporations," the page reads. "An influential leader and fearless change-agent, I lead by example and win trust with employees of all levels, from CEOs to managers to assistants. I pride myself on creating innovative systems and processes that attract top talent, while aligning an organization's people around its mission and values."

Byron praised Cabot in November, citing her more than 20 years of experience in "people and culture" leadership.

"At Astronomer, our people are the most valuable asset in helping our customers do more to gain a competitive advantage with their data," Byron said in a statement. "Kristin's exceptional leadership and deep expertise in talent management, employee engagement, and scaling people strategies will be critical as we continue our rapid trajectory. She is a proven leader at multiple growth-stage companies and her passion for fostering diverse, collaborative workplaces makes her a perfect fit for Astronomer."

Cabot, at the time, said she considered her role to be "people strategy versus traditional human resources," according to Astronomer's statement.

"There are plenty of companies out there where a leadership team doesn't recognize the value that a strong people leader and people team can bring to a company," Cabot said in November. "It's not just about benefits or catered lunches. There's so much more to it, and I was energized in my conversations with Andy and the Astronomer leadership team about the opportunities that exist here."

Another observer, meanwhile, said she felt sorry for Byron's wife, who removed her husband's name from her Facebook profile midday Thursday before deactivating her account altogether.

"Hopefully she's well aware of his embarrassing behind and that video just adds the icing on the cake for his shame," a reply on Kerrigan's Facebook page read. "No woman deserves to wake up to that kind of news!!"
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I almost feel sorry for the CEO. Imagine fucking up so bad baseball mascots are dunking on you.

Keyword, almost.
Yeah the memes about this have been coming from everywhere. Real nostalgic kinda shit where America came together to mock these two.
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To be clear, it was wrong, and this dipshit should have played it cool, but this is Katy Perry-in-space levels of "we get it, shut the fuck up already".
Katy Perry’s thing was a marketing stunt, this is delicious schadenfraude that makes everyone feel superior to the source, even other cheaters!
 
Maybe I'm a degenerate but I kind of hate every part of this story. The cheating is bullshit. Kiss cams are bullshit. Recording randos to blow them up on social media is bullshit. Strangers going out of their way to tattle to their spouses is bullshit.

With that unicorn valuation, at least you know their spouses will get a good payout if they want one.
"Hilarious" "memes" like that being astroturfed on zuckerbook is bullshit.
 
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People cheated and got caught. Whoop-de-shit. It's like everyone else is now swinging around their morality boners like they've never done any shit they didn't want on camera.
It's not just that they cheated - it's the head of HR and CEO for a $1.3 billion dollar company. There are a lot of people who work in offices and hate their CEO and/or Head of HR (probably the whole C-Suite) and this sort of stuff goes in virtually every office so a lot of people really like that someone got nailed for it.

This guy "resigned" (was forced out) of a $1.3 billion dollar company during the absolute peak of AI investing for getting caught on a Coldplay kisscam.
 
It's not just that they cheated - it's the head of HR and CEO for a $1.3 billion dollar company. There are a lot of people who work in offices and hate their CEO and/or Head of HR (probably the whole C-Suite) and this sort of stuff goes in virtually every office so a lot of people really like that someone got nailed for it.

This guy "resigned" (was forced out) of a $1.3 billion dollar company during the absolute peak of AI investing for getting caught on a Coldplay kisscam.
I know it's going to be an unpopular opinion here there and everywhere, but I don't give a shit. We accept in general that people are going to be shitty. Those two people aren't going to be less shitty because they were caught doing something bad.

If there's one thing that rankles me about people's consumption of information, is that shit like this gets play primarily because most people can't stand to look away. They absolutely need to jump in on the dogpile and then make something sensational out of it.

It's not unlike having a world full of struggle sessions that you now can't escape because everyone who has a moral boner to stroke makes it their damn business. It's fucking weird. It was weird when Kendrick went overboard with the "Not Like Us" song. It was weird when people couldn't get enough of turning Katy Perry into a pinata. It was weird when people were demanding the head of Nicholas Sandmann. Or that chick who dropped an n-bomb because a kid was rooting through her purse. Hell, it was weird back in the day when the world was watching Britney Spears publicly collapsing or Justin Bieber being everyone's favorite punching bag.

I don't have to like anyone in particular to know that the world dogpiling on them should make everyone uncomfortable. Because next it could be any of us for whatever sliding scale of "wrong" exists in the zeitgeist (even if the zeitgeist is correct) because we were in the wrong place at the wrong time and someone pointed a camera at us.
 
Saw a photo of this guy's wife. She is a legit 10/10 and he threw it all away for that aged bag of bones. What a fucking dumbass. Just pay for high class escorts. I haven't seen anything about the HR woman getting fired but I have to assume it has already happened.
 
I don't have to like anyone in particular to know that the world dogpiling on them should make everyone uncomfortable.
In principle I agree. But given the inability to change human nature and the inevitability of this kind thing to happen again, I have chosen the pragmatic stance of surrendering the soapbox and joining the masses. I mean, finally a story 90% of people could share and banter about without worrying about anyone getting mad over political bullshit. Just a good old case of schadenfreude we could all unite over be you a Coldplay hater, baseball fan, metalhead, or even LOTR nerd.
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It's not just that they cheated - it's the head of HR and CEO for a $1.3 billion dollar company. There are a lot of people who work in offices and hate their CEO and/or Head of HR (probably the whole C-Suite) and this sort of stuff goes in virtually every office so a lot of people really like that someone got nailed for it.

This guy "resigned" (was forced out) of a $1.3 billion dollar company during the absolute peak of AI investing for getting caught on a Coldplay kisscam.
Post the wife.
 
Saw a photo of this guy's wife. She is a legit 10/10 and he threw it all away for that aged bag of bones. What a fucking dumbass. Just pay for high class escorts. I haven't seen anything about the HR woman getting fired but I have to assume it has already happened.
Got an image? Is this an Arnold Schwarzenegger situation?
 
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Sorry, going to have to correct my last post. Photo I saw was in fact not his wife and was misinformation. Still a dumbass though for cheating with that roastie.
 
It was weird when Kendrick went overboard with the "Not Like Us" song.
Rap wigger here. Drake had it coming and did much more than have a camera on him at the wrong time. Even ignoring his documented weird history with underaged girls (something he's acknowledged himself, albeit in tongue-in-cheek fashion), Drake spent a good 15 years as the undisputed king of pop rap and spent that time doing nothing but nursing petty, womanly grudges, stirring up drama, and provoking verbal slap-fights (repeatedly getting embarrassed for the effort) for no other reason than his fragile ego. He is a definitional lolcow that only skated by for so long because of his immense profile and profitability to the music industry. He deserved to have the entire country gravedance on his career.
 
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So if I am understanding this correctly, only the dude caught all the bullets and is stepping down? What happened to the woman, she was only "put on leave" or something?
She’s a chick and the subordinate to the CEO so no shit they are going to play this nice and slow and make sure they don’t fall into a situation where they get sued for ‘termination of a victim of sexual misconduct’ or whatever woo woo bullshit she tries to cook up.
Also there’s video of them macking on each other during Yellow.
 
His wife must feel humiliated and ashamed but it is in no way her fault at all and I hope she knows that. Hope she'll be able to kick him to the curve and get millions for herself and her kids.
 
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It's not just that they cheated - it's the head of HR and CEO for a $1.3 billion dollar company.
What is 1.3 billion in revenue these days? Closer to Fortune 4,781 than 500? I have no idea what Astronomer is, what they make, or why these two were noticeable enough to have been spotted in the first place.
This whole subject feels like a (successful) attempt to shake Epstein coverage by the lying press now that people are talking about Mossad, the subject of which I don't care to dwell on but find the ongoing seethe to be good background noise.
 
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