I am cats. Ask me Nothing

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Oh yeah I can see that. I have known some “standard issue cats” and they are second only to orange cats in being complete and utter retards. The cat from my story a few pages ago, who woke me up to kill a bug for him, was such a one

Like anything truly American, he is fat and retarded.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You couldn’t waterboard that information out of me

From the very post you're objecting to, I think @Ughubughughughughughghlug may have those skills.

What do you guys think about raised cat bowls for senior catizens?

Anecdotally my older cats have seemed to appreciate raised bowls, but that's as judged by me looking at the kitty eating and saying "you look more comfortable."

You can test out raised bowls by putting the usual dish on a couple of books or a brick first, to see if your cat even wants to try.

 

[troonshine]

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Typical brownish striped American domestic shorthair.

He was spiritually ginger.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Consuming knowledge.

 

[Spedestrian]

my face go this way when @Cats was kill

so I make more wonky cat to feel better

thanks @Cats for teaching me shitpost is therapy

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

It has been a minute so today I will tell you all the story of when my cat ate his own hairball:

Well that’s pretty much it. He coughed it up and it didn’t even hit the floor before he swallowed it. This particular cat was quite the oddball, I’m fairly certain he could see dead people. When he was a kitten he kept trying to kill himself and my dad even asked me if he was inbred. I don’t think he was though. He was just weird

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

 

[vomitusdeux]

Do you think cats loved gumbus? she looks like one of his shitposts born to real life.

 

[troonshine]

 

[troonshine]

 

[Blackstar]

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

 

[Kyouyama Kazusa]

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Baby Dan-boy

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

 

[Girl meat seller]

So update on my black void.. we found out the she is actually a he.. we need a new name

We are also convinced it is autistic

 

[Jesus Swept]

Consuming knowledge.

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me catching up on the last 104 pages of this thread

 

[Captain Syrup]

Would you watch a sitcom but it's about cats in the waiting room at a vet?