Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Iron Hamster]

Unfortunately for Lou losing a single leg still wouldn't be enough to get a tugboat

While Tuba Slater is claiming her man Lurch gets gibs because there allegedly is a rod in his femur.

Lou tries to explain why he cares so darn much about his nephew.
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A new begpost.
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A new completely unnecessary need.
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Another cause close to his heart.
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So fucking pissed off about something.
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Maybe it's about FEMA in Texas, I can't remember if Lou likes Texans or thinks they deserved it like South Carolinians.
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Wrestling.
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Two reposts.
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Superman.
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"$33 on a ticket and food well spent."
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Spoiler: More Threads

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Replies.
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LOUMAN SHIELD ACTIVATED!

 

[The Dude]

Personally, I'm of the mind that this whole "My brother stole my nephew's PS4 and now I need to replace it!" story is just another bullshit grift to fund some new shiny that Louie wants. While I can see the dirtbag junkie brother stealing from his own son to fund a fix, since he's done it before, my gut says that isn't what happened. It wouldn't be the first time Louie has made up a lie about the nephew to grift for some new materialistic purchase.

 

[Ultra Ping]

Personally, I'm of the mind that this whole "My brother stole my nephew's PS4 and now I need to replace it!" story is just another bullshit grift to fund some new shiny that Louie wants. While I can see the dirtbag junkie brother stealing from his own son to fund a fix, since he's done it before, my gut says that isn't what happened. It wouldn't be the first time Louie has made up a lie about the nephew to grift for some new materialistic purchase.

When have any of his grifts been truthful?

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

1: The 001 Model, that has a frontlit screen, and generally looks bad - washed out colours, uneven lighting, generally considered a big step back from mordern LCD's.

Fucking called it about him finding the 001 GBA SP too dim, but didn’t think he would be so blatant as to say he now wants to find the 101 model.

As before, if he did any amount of basic level research he could have spent significantly less on a better system. He really does just buy whatever dumb thing enters his head for nerd points. What a moron.

 

[Solid Snek]

Fucking called it about him finding the 001 GBA SP too dim, but didn’t think he would be so blatant as to say he now wants to find the 101 model.

As before, if he did any amount of basic level research he could have spent significantly less on a better system. He really does just buy whatever dumb thing enters his head for nerd points. What a moron.

In fairness to Lou, his fetish is for gifts and lavish consumption. (quasi-lavish. Lavish by the standards of a broke redneck)

For Lou, the value of a purchase he makes is less the product in itself, and more the rush of getting something that costs money cuz HE A GOOD GIRL and HE DESOORVES IT.

As such, I don't think buying a better GBA for less would actually do anything for Lou. The GBA would end up the same way regardless if it was 001 or 101 - forgotten, caked in dust, discarded on his dirty floor - but the high from buying the more expensive 001 would last longer and taste better on his pale diabetic lips.

In fact, there might even be some animal level of base cunning at work here, since NOW Lou has to buy a NEW GBA, because oh woe is me it's too dim and the pixels, you see, the pixels don't quite work with his diabetic eyes. So he can do his monthly electronic shuffle, selling or mothballing the 001 and begging "his friend" for the 101. One product, two purchases, TWO opportunities to FEEL GOOD.

Had Lou bought a sensible device (and not immediately thrown it away because it failed some arbitrary standard), he'd only ever have the one shiny shiny dopamine hit. So if you think about it, buying the bad version and then having to replace it with a slightly better version is, intentionally or not, the perfect strategy for Lou.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

he can feel his knee

For now.

 

[Morshu's Paradise]

Surprised no one is talking about Lou's "hey guysh I'm not asking for money for the PS4 but they have one at the mall for $190..."

 

[Asian tech support]

If Lou really cared and if the PS4 was really taken for crack money, then he'd have given the Shield his Hexbox without another thought, elated at the prospect of the joy it would bring him.
>i'm his aunt
He doesn't call you that, Lou. He calls you fat and ungrateful.

 

[The Dude]

Surprised no one is talking about Lou's "hey guysh I'm not asking for money for the PS4 but they have one at the mall for $190..."

Probably because it's so blatantly Louie that it's hardly worth mentioning. He's well-known for pulling this kind of shit when he's jonesing bad for a new shiny fix.

 

[kazuhiro]

Lou says no to Newsom '28.

Lou has lost his joie de vivre.

Ever since he went to see Superman and hurt his knee his life is falling apart.

At least he can still find pleasure in taking gratuitous shots at "Filthydelphia."

"Friend" drama.


Mental health is not the greatest right now.

A presumably different friend.

Full thread.

Pokemon theme.

Back to moaning.

$90.

Gneech.

Superman.

Gaming.

Angry.

Stfu.

Terfnazi.

This might be the kind of post that set him off.

Lou's Threads account appears to be missing, maybe he deactivated it or got suspended.

Spoiler: Threads

"I am Greek."

Superman.

"Nothing more pedophilic, rapey or terroristic than a white Christian."

Bible scholar.

TSA.

Replies.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Mental health is not the greatest right now.

There's the confirmation that Lou's brother is out of jail again. Granted Lou is an unreliable narrator but I'm willing to believe that Denise would let him back in the house. As for Lou's friend issues, it's amazing how he can't grasp that constantly telling people about all of your problems can be very mentally draining.

 

[The Dude]

Hot DAMN, is Louie fishing for attention and ass-pats, or is he fishing for attention and ass-pats? Motherfucker has every rod and reel he has in the water, just hoping for a nibble. But it looks like the fish aren't biting today.

And yeah, I don't blame Louie's "friend" for cutting him loose over Louie's personal drama. Especially when most of that drama is caused by Louie himself. I'm sure it is absolutely exhausting to try to be friends with someone as toxic and abhorrent has Lard-Ash.

 

[Asian tech support]

A couple of months ago, I promised something funny related to The Blob. I need help locating something: somewhere between two and three years ago, Lou made a tiktok or some other video where he's talking about how he pays for his Internet, how no one can take that away from him, and how he's going to do things to anyone who suggests otherwise, or something along those lines. If someone can pin that down that post and link it, I'd be ever so grateful.

 

[kazuhiro]

Another cause close to Lou's heart.

Hilarious talking corgi.

Deets on yesterday's spiral, and the lost "friend."

#Pokemon posting.


Tired of existing, trying to focus on Pokemon.

Roadrunner.

Advice for Joe Biden.

Impatience.

 

[The Dude]

Wait...Louie pitched a childish tantrum because some Looney Troons group picked some other he-she to speak at some event over him? The fucking narcissism and entitlement on this asshole.

"I'm just tired of existing." There's an easy way to fix that. I'm pretty sure everyone is tired of Lard-Ash existing, even the people he considers "friends" from the sound of it. Is this "older" tranny that Louie speaking of the person who was babysitting him with the political activist bullshit?

 

[kazuhiro]

Is this "older" tranny that Louie speaking of the person who was babysitting him with the political activist bullshit?

I don't think so, the two political activists we know he hangs around with are women, and one of them "liked" the last post in his thread. Obviously there could be others in the group, but his issue with the troon sounded personal. The idea that Lou would be a good candidate to speak publicly at a rally is laughable when you've seen some of his incoherent videos.

Edit to add some bonus Lou-in-the-wild photos, from https://www.flickr.com/photos/wtfwestmoreland/ taken in May.




Tfw you're not the weirdest looking person there.


A close-up of the person in the mask.

Flickr album details.

 

[a hapless toad]

On the one hand, grifting while wearing $200 shoes is hilarious but on the other, good for him for taking care of his feet...finally? Kinda?

https://www.healthyfeetstore.com/products/orthofeet-ranger-mens-boot?srsltid=AfmBOopVjLOuGXrDfR1xbYaBaAjxhDQVdDi1XviGenhSEcHX5yjAE0aM

 

[Aunt Carol]

Deets on yesterday's spiral, and the lost "friend."

Hmm. The Lou-filter is always a struggle.

On one hand, troons do love piss, and get more perverted the older they get.

On the other, it's not unreasonable that one of the self-styled "motherly" furry troons believed Lou's "gonna stop eating/dying of heat/need soda for hydration" grifts and was asking self-care questions. You know how the "self-care" Tumblr people do it. They're big on hydration too, and Lou could be (willfully or not) misinterpreting "when did you pee last? you need to drink more water" as "give me constant piss updates." Plus Lou was vagueposting about renal failure.

Lou previously made his bowel habits a public topic, and I believe used my tax dollars for part of the saga, thus the second half of his complaint is invalid.


...OH SHIT WAS THE "OLDER TRANS WOMAN" PNICTOGEN

He's a know-it-all, doesn't understand conversational nuance, and one of the few people who tolerates Lou long-term. This could be big.

On the one hand, grifting while wearing $200 shoes is hilarious but on the other, good for him for taking care of his feet...finally? Kinda?

https://www.healthyfeetstore.com/products/orthofeet-ranger-mens-boot?srsltid=AfmBOopVjLOuGXrDfR1xbYaBaAjxhDQVdDi1XviGenhSEcHX5yjAE0aM

Amazing spotting! That does look like the correct shoe, but man, the difference between the listing and what it looks like with Lou's feet end-of-leg-undifferentiated-meatsacks shoved into it.



I note that everyone is wearing long sleeves and layers; belay that bottled water temperature grifting?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

First he said the friend didn’t want to hear his drama anymore, then he implies he was being perved on about his bowel movements (gag). Which one?

I’m not an expert Loustorian but I guessed that the friend was absolutely sick to death of hearing Lou bitch about the ps4. Lou doesn’t just bitch, he gets increasingly “suicidal” if the target audience doesn’t read between the lines and offer to open up their wallets. The whiney transparent mental health posts that only ever happen when he wants money. He brought the PS4 up in multiple posts to the void, imagine how tone deaf he must be when he’s asking (but not asking) friends for cash or electronics. There’s only so many times someone with a job and responsibilities can hear Lou whine about gaming consoles from his mothers house where the rent fairy takes care of things every month.

 

[The Dude]

On the other, it's not unreasonable that one of the self-styled "motherly" furry troons believed Lou's "gonna stop eating/dying of heat/need soda for hydration" grifts and was asking self-care questions. You know how the "self-care" Tumblr people do it. They're big on hydration too, and Lou could be (willfully or not) misinterpreting "when did you pee last? you need to drink more water" as "give me constant piss updates." Plus Lou was vagueposting about renal failure.

It wouldn't be the first time Louie pitched a childish tard tantrum and played the victim, accusing people of "concern trolling" all because they were showing legitimate concern and care over his health problems. He did it with the hole in his foot that everyone kept warning him was a diabetic ulcer, with Louie throwing a fit and saying it was "getting better and healing", only to end up in the hospital and having necrotic bones removed from his foot because it was in fact a fucking diabetic ulcer like everyone warned him it was. I can absolutely see Lard-Ash snapping at a friend because they were innocently showing actual care for his shitty health, then that same friend coming to realize that Louie is just an asshole who doesn't give a shit about actually improving or properly caring for his health issues and telling him "You know what? I'm done. I don't want to hear about your personal drama anymore. Feel free to ask me about tranny shit, but other than that I'm out." And instead of realizing that HE'S the problem once again, he uses the situation to play the victim and grift, like the opportunistic leech he is.