Umamusume: Pretty Derby - Horse fuckers and gacha addicts get sent to the glue factory

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Been playing almost every day since early July and I can feel the burn out starting to set in. I think I should take a break.
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Poop A Loop said:
That seems to be problem with gacha in general. People read plebbit front page stories about some subhuman unable to control their baser urges and maxing out the credit card because of anime girl jpgs and assume that gacha games literally grab your wallet and twist your balls until you pay.

Yeah some shit publishers like G123 are like that but that's facebook/google play store normie tier stuff. There are a ton of legitimately good gacha games that are fun to play entirely F2P or even close to it. There are some with great stories that blow western shit out of the water, too. Not my fault that redditors play shit games, that's their problem not mine.

If someone's freaking out about muh animu gacha games they're most likely a subhuman retard who loses control when they see a shop page, and are just outing themselves as such. They're also most likely just as susceptible to the vastly more predatory ultimate team shit you see in Madden and NBA games now. No one has any right to freak out like a somethingawful goon about anime games when that shit makes more money and is way worse.
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Hell it's revealing just how little westerners know about horses now even though they used to be a major part of our culture, even this thread's secondary title line has a generic glue factory joke that's been overplayed for decades at this point while over in its homeland this game's fanbase regularly makes way harder jokes about shit like umas being turned into vending machine grade sashimi.
 
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I started with a group of friends and we have basically have our own thing going with support cards, so i dont feel the need to whale yet and ive been pretty blessed with what ive gotten in the gacha. Although i can see people dropping hundreds just to max a card or horse.
 
Local Wordmason said:
Guys I love Gold Ship. She's a spastic retard that can totally throw races but I love her for it. I build her to conserve all her stamina and making her go from last to first in the final half with massive power.
Also is there a Kiwi Farms Group yet?
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00R-Gundam said:
I started with a group of friends and we have basically have our own thing going with support cards, so i dont feel the need to whale yet and ive been pretty blessed with what ive gotten in the gacha. Although i can see people dropping hundreds just to max a card or horse.
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If there's a way to have a dedicated club for Kiwis that doesn't also somehow represent a massive privacy risk, it might be useful to have one. I'd have to look into it, because I haven't even touched clubs yet and I don't know what kind of information could be exposed through club membership.
 
Bob's Fuckass Head said:
If there's a way to have a dedicated club for Kiwis that doesn't also somehow represent a massive privacy risk, it might be useful to have one. I'd have to look into it, because I haven't even touched clubs yet and I don't know what kind of information could be exposed through club membership.
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To my knowledge there isnt any privacy risk since the info available to the others would be your in game stuff and thats it. As for clubs theres no real risk unless we straight up put Kiwi Farms, but even so who gives a shit is a fucking horse sim game.


Edit: also you can set entry to be with approval, so you can vet to an extent who enters if they are fellow kiwis.
 
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