Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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John Andrews Stan said:
I love how Alyssa can’t make up her mind as to whether her life is awesome and no one can take that way from her OR this dude took it all and she’s fucking livid.

Pretty sure she’s miserable and I love that for her ugly ass.
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It depends on which of her personalities wakes up in the morning.

We got four different ones so far:
1. Edgy Gamer L-yssa the 48% Winrate Gamer
2. Culture War Icon Abcessa who poses in slutty outfits and calls herself a whore
3. "eVeRyoNe iS aFtEr mE" Retardessa who plays victim on Twitter all day while harassing other people
4. "Advise Alyssa" who offers free advice to gym goers and unsolicited parenting advice to everyone else
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I love how Alyssa can’t make up her mind as to whether her life is awesome and no one can take that way from her OR this dude took it all and she’s fucking livid.

Pretty sure she’s miserable and I love that for her ugly ass.
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Last week she was arguing with a different random low follower chud on twitter everyday about her actions prior and during her lulsuit and everytime it felt like she was getting upset because some dude with a Trump pfp isn't accepting what she says at face value.

Definitely not happy behavior. I'm sure she'll read this and do it to spite us but she hasn't given us a photo of her IBS brapmaker in nearly a month so maybe even depressed.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I love how Alyssa can’t make up her mind as to whether her life is awesome and no one can take that way from her OR this dude took it all and she’s fucking livid.

Pretty sure she’s miserable and I love that for her ugly ass.
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No-ass-a is lacking the self-awareness to understand that her whole slapfight with JT is why she even is going on those press junkets, because before that she was yet one of dozens of game "jornalists"
Frosted Snowflakes said:
Just today, the main right-hand & right-asscheek simp of Alyssa Mercante, Dave "Airbagged" Rivera, encourage one of his followers to "encounter" him and his son at the SEGE 2025 (SouthEast Game Exchange 2025) convention so he can gloat about how Smash JT is "scared out of his mind" to make Dave's micropenis hard. Have you seen that Airbagged follower? Is that what all his followers and dickriders look like? Holy shit! So, fucking, greasy!! And it's begging to become a new soyjak!
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Speaking of a lack of self-awareness, how can DickBagged cry about No-chest-a getting "harassed" while sanctioning her orbiters to FOLLOW AROUND A FUCKING MINOR?
 
PatrickButtmanJr. said:
No-ass-a is lacking the self-awareness to understand that her whole slapfight with JT is why she even is going on those press junkets, because before that she was yet one of dozens of game "jornalists"

Speaking of a lack of self-awareness, how can DickBagged cry about No-chest-a getting "harassed" while sanctioning her orbiters to FOLLOW AROUND A FUCKING MINOR?
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Atleast he accepted his tiny frame isn't intimidating anyone lmao
 
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This fucking retard is unwatchable at this point.

Makes a video about rape and pedophiles, but is too pussy to say the words.
Maybe do not make the video if you cannot mention half the words, or prepare a script to talk around the topic properly.

Unwatchable garbage.

 
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Meanwhile at England.
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Charnel Ground said:
Alyssa apparently turned down a job with Polygon because she thinks she's above the only thing that video game news sites are good for: Ad content.

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Also, "I plan on starting a family soon." Oh dear.
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Unintentionally based, hopefully she takes shots at IGN and other shit sites for not catering enough to lunatics

The fact they even offered her a job speaks volumes
 
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Charnel Ground said:
Alyssa apparently turned down a job with Polygon because she thinks she's above the only thing that video game news sites are good for: Ad content.

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Also, "I plan on starting a family soon." Oh dear.
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Starting a family also cost money too.
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EDIT: But it's okay if your simps like your army of Airbagged ass-goblins act like "antisocial weirdos" to people you hate, Alyssa?
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