Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Here we go again. Alyssa Mercante is playing the victim card while attacking people criticizing her for her hypocrisy.
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No wonder people call her a slut and a whore.
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GreenEggzAndCam is still a crotch-sniffing simp like the soyboy beta cuck he is.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"It is all procedure as his lawyer has said"

She say's after amending her complaint and asking for extensions on four separate occasions, dragging the case out by 2 months already before the initial briefing is even done.

She is such an disingenuous piece of shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

She is such a disingenuous piece of shit.

Stupid, ugly and fat, too.

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

Here we go again. Alyssa Mercante is playing the victim card while attacking people criticizing her for her hypocrisy.
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No wonder people call her a slut and a whore.
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GreenEggzAndCam is still a crotch-sniffing simp like the soyboy beta cuck he is.
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Calling her orbiters crotch sniffers does them too much credit. Seat sniffers would be more appropriate, IMO.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

IT'S NOT DRAWN OUT! IT'S ALL LIES! says the woman who keeps on adding useless shit to her case in order to drag the case out, hoping Jeff can't afford to continue the case.

This cunt is more transparent than her overly-scraped uterus.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

You?...

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Instead of shutting up, Jeff has decided to follow in the steps literal giants of the Youtuber industry.
Karl Jobst also relied on AI legal advice, what could possibly go wrong?

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

There she goes again, playing the delusional Smash JT victim card and ignoring the responsibilities for her own actions, while getting her ass-patted by her soy-greasy beta male simps. Again.
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Whenever Smash JT has a normal discussion with her orbiters and simps and gets attacked, she gloats about it like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT BY ATTACKING SMASH JT!!! YOU ARE LEGEND!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!", like she's a fucking narcissistic schizophrenia psychopath, like her right-hand right-asscheek simp Airbagged.
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Speaking of her pro-woke right-asscheek Airbagged and his Smash JT obsessed Airbagged dickrider and pedo-simp SalmonSask.
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EDIT: Alyssa's "Cease & Desist" to Smash JT that she claimed he "ignored", mentioning Kiwi Farms as always.
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And here's a Jezebel article she wrote about the ESPY. It's mostly clickbait.
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EDIT 2: Meanwhile, at Smash JT's side, he's taking his kid to this year's Southeast Game Exchange at Greenville, South Carolina. That's if Alyssa Mercante doesn't encourage his right-asscheek Airbagged and his dickriders to physically stalk & attack him and his kid.

 

[AnOminous]

Instead of shutting up, Jeff has decided to follow in the steps literal giants of the Youtuber industry.
Karl Jobst also relied on AI legal advice, what could possibly go wrong?

This dumb motherfucker is somehow going to turn Alyssa Mercunte into a Billy Mitchell style success story. Someone needs to tard wrangle this dumb nigger.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

This dumb motherfucker is somehow going to turn Alyssa Mercunte into a Billy Mitchell style success story. Someone needs to tard wrangle this dumb nigger.

Yep, preferably his wife locks him up in the basement without an internet capable device so he stops punching himself in the nuts.
At this point the case being dismissed for failure to state a claim or lack of jurisdiction is more DESPITE what Jeff and his Lawlyer have been doing, rather than because of their good work.

Shut the fuck up your dumb retards. Just because Alyssa is sperging about you every day does not mean you need to mirror the lunatic. The only person you are owning is yourself.

 

[Unknown God]

This dumb motherfucker is somehow going to turn Alyssa Mercunte into a Billy Mitchell style success story. Someone needs to tard wrangle this dumb nigger.

It's unbelievable how little respect streamers have for lawsuits. The very real possibility that some fag in a robe can ruin their lives forever with a couple hours of typing on a computer doesn't seem to faze any of them, they must always use it for LE CONTENT. Oh well, good for us I suppose, even though I wouldn't want anything good happening to such a vile goblin as Mercante, at least it's fun when these retards get drop kicked Jobst style due to their own stupidity.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Typical Drunk Mercante selfie, gloating about having a good time in the UK. How'd she come up with the money for a trip to the UK anyway? And also today's simp, Welsh Boon, with a bonus Grok image of him (if the beta male himself overdose on soy) just for lulz.

 

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God I will never get over how fucking awful her scratcher-ass hand/wrist tattoos look.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

God I will never get over how fucking awful her scratcher-ass hand/wrist tattoos look.

It looks like she just wiped her ass with the bare hand.

 

[The Hardest R]

Hard to be sympathetic towards SmashJT. Nigger is doing his best to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

It's unbelievable how little respect streamers have for lawsuits. The very real possibility that some fag in a robe can ruin their lives forever with a couple hours of typing on a computer doesn't seem to faze any of them, they must always use it for LE CONTENT. Oh well, good for us I suppose, even though I wouldn't want anything good happening to such a vile goblin as Mercante, at least it's fun when these retards get drop kicked Jobst style due to their own stupidity.

Many streamers get broken brains because they have to constantly be their own hype man at all times to get clicks.

I don’t do the “if either side loses, we win” shit-tier take because of what Mercunte is claiming in the lolsuit. Retarded concepts like stochastic terrorism need to be strangled to death. We absolutely cannot have this lawsuit be any kind of precedent to give incentive for others to sue for the same thing.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Hard to be sympathetic towards SmashJT. Nigger is doing his best to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Don't you worry, he released another video today.
About Alyssa, calling her the HARASSER.

He really needs to shut up, his desperation is starting to shine through.

(Preservetube is once again not archiving Youtube properly, so no archive)

 

[Forgotten Beast]

It speaks volumes about SmashJT's behavior when he's fighting a frivolous bad-faith lolsuit against one of the world's easiest to dislike creatures and people on the farms are starting to turn against him.
I don't know if it's because shittalking Alyssa is free and easy money or, if like @The Hardest R said he got his brain broken by the slop content creator feedback loop, but I can't barely listen to him anymore, when at the start of the lawsuit he was much more level-headed and acted with a lot more caution.
Anyway, just more proof that lolcowdom is highly contagious if you don't take the necessary precautions.

 

[CrunkLord420]

It speaks volumes about SmashJT's behavior when he's fighting a frivolous bad-faith lolsuit against one of the world's easiest to dislike creatures and people on the farms are starting to turn against him.
I don't know if it's because shittalking Alyssa is free and easy money or, if like @The Hardest R said he got his brain broken by the slop content creator feedback loop, but I can't barely listen to him anymore, when at the start of the lawsuit he was much more level-headed and acted with a lot more caution.
Anyway, just more proof that lolcowdom is highly contagious if you don't take the necessary precautions.

I've never been able to watch more than 2 minutes of a SmashJT video. I genuinely don't care about this weird internet slap fight lawsuit. It's retarded. SmashJT is cringe manchild YouTuber making low effort videos about how much of a lolcow Alyssa is. Turning what should be a dunk tweet into a 20 minute slopathon.

Alyssa is peak sensible chuckle and the idea people actually get mad about Alyssa is sad. Alyssa is a total irrelevant nobody. She failed down the journo ladder, she'll never be a senior editor again. Ironically her best chance at a career is being a professional victim, which SmashJT feeds into.

She just takes funny pictures of herself while being a narcissist. It's not that deep.

 

[uwaga! aooga!]

Typical Drunk Mercante selfie, gloating about having a good time in the UK.

Travelling from the US to the UK, then going to a pub and ordering a Miller Lite should be punishable by slicing.

Very on-brand for someone like her, though (thinks she's amazing, is actually quite pedestrian but tries to hide it behind shitty tats and whoredom).

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Don't you worry, he released another video today.
About Alyssa, calling her the HARASSER.

He really needs to shut up, his desperation is starting to shine through.

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That's agreeable. We give him the plus side about him being a good husband and father. But seriously, he really needs to shut up about Alyssa Mercante 24/7 and keep the lolsuit updates and criticism to a minimum, and focus on something else that's happening. We know he's being sued by Alyssa Mercante (and Brianna Wu if he claims it's true) without actual proof of claims, and we know he desperately needs the money to raise to hire Ron Coleman as his lawyer. But the more he spergs about it, the more he's going to attract her soy-greasy beta male simps (including her mentally number one Smash JT stalker and Airbagged dickrider, SalmonSask) to go after Smash JT.


Just today, the main right-hand & right-asscheek simp of Alyssa Mercante, Dave "Airbagged" Rivera, encourage one of his followers to "encounter" him and his son at the SEGE 2025 (SouthEast Game Exchange 2025) convention so he can gloat about how Smash JT is "scared out of his mind" to make Dave's micropenis hard. Have you seen that Airbagged follower? Is that what all his followers and dickriders look like? Holy shit! So, fucking, greasy!! And it's begging to become a new soyjak!


The good news is that Dave Rivera is suffering from "Summer Long Balls" when it should've been AIDS from all that dickriding.
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Okay that's enough ranting and sperging from me. Here, have some hilarious AI crap of Alyssa Mercante's obsession with Smash JT from this guy.