Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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my ancestors defendd christiantiy from turkic invasions for hundrds of years. nigga.
Did you just out yourself as a Spaniard?
fuck did you niggas do at that time===??? you were running fucking humnn scarfices and stiittng on your fat unemplyd aass (nothing changed seems like lmao).
*Watches videos of Africans totally not invading Spain from the beaches, causing chaos.*

Say again?
you inslt the gret nation of mexco whom i respoect your wierd fat fatty. fuck ts dude yappin 🥀 🥀 😭🙏🙏
Spain is about to be lost. I think you have something way more important to worry about!
I have not denied that the contemporary American government is a corrupt and sinful institution with their own interests at heart. We do have our fair share of problems too - everyone is at eachother’s throats 24/7, wages are stagnant, the cost of living is skyrocketing, etc.
Your own fault. You allowed the start of American feminism, Pride, Drag Queens, Queer influences in movies, TV, and more. Every time an American child dies because of it, blood falls on your back.

Well deserved (for you). God bless the innocent soul sacrificed because of your self imposed righteousness.

Do not be sad. Do not cry. All those american little souls went back to their Father, God, and are not suffering anymore. It's almost impossible for a little child to legitimately sin, after all. They are not suffering anymore, because of what your goverment brought.

After all, God DID say this:

"What have you done, Cain my child? Your brothers' The blood from your brothers is screaming to Me from the ground."
But rotten at its core? I find that absurd.
It makes you feel cold. The truth, are you dreading it? Your country has been abandoned by God ever since He saw your founders bring Freemasonry. He does not tolerate backstabbers. Your Pontius Pilate behavior will not be appreciated in His eyes. Even Claudia, Pontius' wife, did not appreciate her husband's behavior. She was the first woman of political power turned Christian btw.
You’re talking about the same country that ended European imperialism across Latin America.
No one tell why the war started. Spoilers, it started the same way here.

"MUH TAXATION IS HORRIBLE! FUCK YOU," said the colonist. "ALSO FUCK YOUR TEA. WE DON'T WANT IT IF YOU ARE GOING TO TAX US LIKE WE ARE RICH."

"MY PAYMENT IS HORRIBLE. I AM A SPANIARD TOO. GO FUCK YOURSELF!" Said the criollo in New Spain.
The country that took the ideas of constitutionally guaranteed civil liberties and
That freedom of religion wasn't totally to allow Freemasonry open road! Nope! Not at all!

Wait, George Washington's monument has WHAT symbology?! Uh oh!

Don't mind me. I'm going to take a moment to laugh at your fate.
a representative republic and made them mainstream worldwide.
Ah, that explains your... countrywide God Complex. Got it! Too bad tou don't even know how laws for agr of consent even work!

Spoiler: It's so teens—of very close ages—are able to fuck each other without parents using the law as a shotgun (on the male teens. Because everyone knows girls can't do wrong! Wait, they are the majority of child predators in school? Oh shit!
The country that stepped in to liberate Europe from fascism and Asia from the hellish occupation of the Japanese during the Second World War (a cause that the Mexican people largely supported, mind you, to the point where many Mexicans volunteered to fight under the American flag).
Wow, no shit. Do you want me to clap? WOOOOO! You entered a war after the Japanese bombed the fuck out of Pearl Harbor!

Wait, why am I not clapping? Wait, the Times magazine had WHO? It's almost like your country stopped feeling apathetic for a reason!

Money.
The country that systematically broke down the communist tyranny that spread over Europe in its wake. There’s a lot to be proud of.
Be not afraid, it's all okay. You just have the enemy in your government nowadays, no pressure!
Let’s not act like Mexico is a shining beacon either.
Way shinier by the blessings that it has received compared to yours. Riches don't matter in the eyes of God. He hates treasure hoarding too.
There are still problems lingering from both the Porfiriato and the 71 year uninterrupted reign of the PRI.
No one tell DoNotFeed about how the USA worsened certain problems in the last century!

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if USA helped the assassination of (essentially, by concept) our own JFK, Colosio.
 
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I'm glad you and your family think this. Please make sure to pass on how corrupt America is to the rest of the people who live around you so that they stop coming here and demanding products have spic language underneath the English.
Hm. No.

I'll do the exact opposite—With your middle aged Americans down here.

"O aprendes a hablar Español, o te largas." ("You better learn to speak Spanish, or leave.")
 
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Oh, come the fuck on now. Don't tell me you are angry because of that! I'm just applying your American way of doing things! Even your media has made jokes about it for at least 20 years!

Hm, how do I summarize what they make fun of. Oh, I know what to use.

"Bully". That word works.
 
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Bit of a lolcow crossover happening, thanks to @SteinserGate for archiving.

Admitted pedophile who jacks off to his own drawings of amputated children, @Alex Hogendorp claims that Claudio has done nothing wrong.
After such kind words from Mylar, the next rational thing is to defend a self-admitted cat rapist and never-ending winner, Claudio Hernández Castañeda.

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However after some thinking, Alex now thinks that Claudio raped the cat, and also jerks off to images of real animals (something that I don't think anyone here has said.)
Alex deleted his early statement about Claudio doing nothing wrong. Ironically, he tells him to get help while he strokes it to amputee children.
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